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Anybody want to see Les Claypool and the Fearless Flying Frog Brigade at the House of Blues in Anaheim this Saturday??? I need a date. $20 tickets.
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Beans are important.
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My twisted ankel is starting to bruise

My basil is starting to sprout

Does any one have a "baby on board" spin-off window hanger that they would part with? By spin-off I mean those signs that look like a baby on board sign but say something like, "Blonds have more fun" or "Mom's taxi." If you got one and don't want it, please give it to me.

Method of becoming an over-night millionaire: develop some silly car decoration that tons of people will buy, then alter, then get rid of because it is dumb. Examples: Baby on board stuff, OC city decals, Calvin and Hobbes stickers, Nurses do it with care, I'd rather be sailing, etc. My idea: My other car is a Porche. What do you think??? Catchy???
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Tonight is Medenski, Martin and Wood. Yeay!!! I've been waiting a long time for this.

"WIth his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
Cus he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta." -Mr. Bungle.
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Why is a free market and a limited government usually the Christian’s political view??? It doesn’t make sense to me. I can understand why it makes sense to favor a free market and a limited government from a common sense standpoint, but there is nothing religious about it. I don’t think Adam Smith was a Christian. In fact, I think most Christians at that time in Europe opposed a free market. Remember the Divine Right of Kings?? They would probably call free market people those zany radical leftists whose heads are in their butts. And then they would rag on the universities that teach this rubbish and preach against it from the pulpits.

And this invisible hand thing seems a bit idolatrous to me. I guess some Christians these days who favor a free market would baptize the invisible hand and attribute the dynamic to God. Does god bless a free market? That sounds more idolatrous than the invisible hand.
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Brainwashing is bad. In a recent study by top researchers, Brainwashing has been singled out as the unknown malefactor in American society. Who is doing the brainwashing? Psychologists and psychiatrists. They tell us what is 'normal' to think and feel and behave. Anything out side of their definition of 'normal' or 'healthy' is considered abnormal, dangerous, unhealthy, or a sickness. The funny thing is people's willingness to be brainwashed in this fashion, and their blindness to the brainwashing. This is some quality brainwashing going on. Not like the type Hitler and the Asians were capable of. This American type of brainwashing is mostly undetected around the world. Everybody functions as a SS for this Reich. When someone is out of line, their friends, family, co-workers, or employers will tell them they need some help and recommend a good doctor. This is serious mind control. The solution: refuse to be normal. Let people think you’re a dork and a moron. It is healthy to be mentally unhealthy. Brainwashing is bad.
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Now I'm looking for a "Just say Moe" shirt. I remember these when I was a kid. I thought they were stupid then. NOw I want one. I have wanted one for probably 8 years now. I found one on the internet but it isn't the same. I did find a poster of the one I remember. DO you think I can get a shirt made out of the poster image? I also found a "Legalize Shemp" shirt. I might get that. I'm not a HUGE 3 STooges fan and people will think I'm a fanatic with a poster and two shirts. Crazy ain't it? Oh well, let the world think I"m a stooges fanatic, I don't care.
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I can't help helpping people. Today, I layed down in a puddle for my friend's friend Greg to cross over me. I couldn't let his big burley size 12 work boot get wet. They were so nice and new. Even though I was wearing a new, "Just say Mo" shirt, which was very hard to find, I decided I must make the sacrifice. The worst part about it is the guy called my an electric donkey bottom biter. What was that? Jerk! See if I help him out again.
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Being the most powerful man in the universe is difficult. Today I had to teach a tree stump to obey. Yes, I used physical punishiment on the disobedient jerk. I cut him with a saw. I broke part of him with big metal tools. I riped him out of his cozy little hole and them threw him in the trash like the lump of chicken crap he is. Yes, being the most powerful man in the universe has it's down sides.
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More books sold today. Yes, that's right, I'm a book selling fool. I buy my books at garage sales and Friends of the LIbrary sales and then mark them up and put them on Amazon. In no way what so ever am I getting rich off of this. I wish I was. I don't have a large enough inventory to keep a steady income.

In other news, I started my home appraiser journey yesterday. THat's right, I will hopefully be an appraiser within the next couple of months.
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If we need to know people we need to know this: people don't know people, they know stereotypes.

To add to the fun, one stereotype that EveryBody knows is the slimebag who categorizes everybody in stereotypes. And we all know that we are not one of those stereotyping slimebags.
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I am again in awe of Mr. Bungle.

I need help. I need help finding a life-long satisfing, fulfilling, fun, high-paying job. Are there any out there? I got lots of skills. I just don't know what to do. Oh yeah, I need it starting this June too. I can't wait for a year and a half.
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Another atempted abduction!! Outside my friends house I was confronted by a sinister looking midle-aged man. Pulling up in his window-less van he stopped and rolled down his window. Using his friendly voice and a plastic grin (which was mighty ugly under his mis-understood mustache) he said, "Hey little boy. Would you like some candy." As I started to reach for the obviously re-wrapped tootsi pop I saw two hooded men step out of the back of the van. "Not again" I yelled and took off as fast as my feet would carry me. Another close one. From now on I'm going to carry a cattle prod with me everywhere I go.
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