The Audio Stylings of Chris Levens
"I'm a Gangster"

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Beer choice doesn't reflect one's soul. Why is a link made between the type of beer you drink and the type of person you are? As if there was a relation. A light lager indicates that you are a shallow, feminane type person. A hearty, think, ale means you are a big tough man. I have actually read a Christian article saying so much. HA! What a joke. HA!
 9:25 AM   •  6 satisfied customers!!  

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I'm surprised.

And, if you didn't know, I, the one and only JOhnny T, am, in a matter of speaking, enjoying, to the fullest extent, inserting dependent clauses into this sentance.

Those were, and still are, and will continue to be dependent clauses, right?


 9:28 PM   •   like your cut?  

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In order to avoid waking the monsters, I would pee where the water didn't cover the porclin in the toilet. I did this as a kid. Now I maintain the tradition without thinking about it. I'm not worried about the monsters anymore, but I still don't like making a lot of noise when I pee.
 2:40 PM   •  14 satisfied customers!!  

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"I do _______ to make the world a better place." Nice sentiment. Too bad human works can't make this world a better place. Evan God gave up on this creation and made a new one. So why would we think that we can change this place? Who can make straight what God has made crooked? I think this is an over-looked form of legalism.
 2:35 PM   •   like your cut?  

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I drove through the beautiful part of Lake Elsinore yesterday. I say the great spray-painted rocks, the gorgeous wreaking yards, and plenty of discarded couches and washing machines. Breath-taking!

On a brighter note, I've been lodging waded tissue paper in my nose to keep my penial gland from escaping.
 9:15 AM   •  8 satisfied customers!!  

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Star Wars question: If Anakin is supposed to bring balance to the force, which he finally does in Return of the Jedi, how is it that there are supposed to be three more episodes after the balanceing of the force? Is it just three episodes of partying because all is well? Sounds a bit tedious to me. Or is there still more for Anakin to do?
 9:36 AM   •  9 satisfied customers!!  

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Do I use a boot or a basket?
 12:43 PM   •  6 satisfied customers!!  

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Too much time to think to oneself--the cause of insanity. Solution: sleep/stand-by buttons for your brain.

And when I come again, leave the cat alone.
 4:06 PM   •   like your cut?  

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Top five sandwiches:
1)big.
2) tasty.
3)free.
4)with a drink.
5)and chips.

Can you think of any better sandwiches than these five? I can't. Well, I do like the Boston Bambozzal with lots of mango chutney.
 10:20 AM   •   like your cut?  

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I am the king of uprooting tree stumps. I am in the process of uprooting my 6th, or so. It makes me feel like He-Man or one of the other Masters of the Universe. If you would like to come over and help, I would be glad to have you. I will make you some BBQ chicken and give you some yummy beer. And a pat on the back. And you can watch a movie with me. I still need to see Ice Pirates again. Sure, you can bring a friend, as long as he's not from Phelan.
 10:08 AM   •  4 satisfied customers!!  

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UK made marijuana a non-arrestable offense. Good for them.
 8:35 AM   •  9 satisfied customers!!  

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Straining at a Nat I say. All this anti-smoking propaganda is straining at a Nat while swallowing a camel. Especially the second-hand smoke mirage. We live (at least most of us do) in cites where we breathe car exhaust all day long. Occasionally sitting by someone who smokes isn't going to kill us, our city is.

On the other side, I think living in Leisure World would be a nice way to end my days here. It one gigantic club house fueled by leisure games (cards, pool, darts, bowling, drinking, hitting on old widows, making up war stories, racism). Sort of like Boston’s guitar city fueled by rock n’ roll, just a hundred years older.
 10:32 PM   •  1 satisfied customer!  

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Ever had ginger-beer? I don't remember if I have. Do you think it is worth trying?

Is it OK to disagree with Luther? I'm glad you said yes. I don't think justification by faith alone is the heart and soul of Paul's theology. I think sola fide is true, just not the overarching concern and driving force of Paul's theology.
 9:54 AM   •  8 satisfied customers!!  

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I missed the garage sales this weekend. What a bummer. I wasn't able to fill my place with other people's junk.

Here are the items I am currently looking for:

records; paintings; I also need an end-table, grandma-style of course; old-people jewlery for my wife (I don't usually like many fasion model fads, but I do like one I am seeing in my wifes magazines these days. It is when these fasion models wear big cluncky old people's jewlery from the 70s. I think that is a cool fad); jars (wierd looking in a the wizardly sense of weird looking jars. The sort that would contain bat's eyes and lizard tails. I need them for my spices and herbs).

On a ligher note, I'm pregnant.
 8:25 PM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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Anyone want to go to Arrowhead with me on Friday? It will be a real hoot. We can take some pictures of homes and play Bandits. I'll wear some flanel and bring a hunting knife. We will eat jerk beef and chew tobacco. Sound fun? Give me a call and we can do it. I have to go for work and I want to make the most out of it. Brin a .22 and we can return with some squirl hats.
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If you have ideas of the world disapearing in an instant, you will faint when in a situation of great strees.

This has been revealed to me today by strange beings. I can't vouch for their credibility.
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