The Audio Stylings of Chris Levens
"I'm a Gangster"

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Is it just me, or is Linkin Park the Biggest Wuss band around? Seems like every song boils down to this: "I'm so hurt that you were mean to me. I'm getting my panties in a knot just thinking about it. Why won't you listen to me?"
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Year in review: This year we all realized that year-in-review type reviews are lame. We also learned about those who do said reviews, about their issues of self-agrandizement and self-importance.
But we also learned something else. We learned about those who critisize year-in-reviews. They are a special breed, prone to waste time critisizing people's small pleasures as if they were destructive habbits.
It has been an insightful year indeed!
 9:50 AM   •  2 satisfied customers!!  

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This just in, Very Berry Cherrios is underrated.
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My beef with Christmas in the Church, by Johnny T

As a Christian, I look to the Good Book on how to worship God. Oddly enough, there is no mention of the early church (Peter, Paul, Acts, John -- you know, the early church) sanctifiying Christmas. So why is this a special time of year for Christians? Jesus wasn't even born in the winter.
My beef comes down to this: it is obvious that the church is being influenced by the culture when it incorporates Christmas into its life. This, I have beef with.
 11:07 AM   •  10 satisfied customers!!  

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I know your not going to like this one.
 4:08 PM   •  3 satisfied customers!!  

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The Return of the King is really big on closure. Despite that fact, it was a stupendous flick.


 12:00 PM   •  1 satisfied customer!  

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When the going gets ruff, the ruff get going.

Ignore what you are reading now. Pretend this is just the thoughts that are going through your mind as you think about what was written above about the ruff and going. Now, what would you do if I just left this little phrase there all by itself, a phrase that you have heard before and never really liked because it presents this oversimplified and false image of the world? Would you hate me?
 2:27 PM   •  4 satisfied customers!!  

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Science is a nose of wax.
 12:23 PM   •  9 satisfied customers!!  

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Meaning and intention, one often mistaken for the other. Example: when I say, "give me the dough" there are two very obvious meanings of the phrase: give me money and give me raw bread stuff. We can't ask what did I mean, since the words have at least these two meanings, but probably many more. What we really are asking, and the only question that makes sense to ask, is what did I intend. So stop confusing meaning and intention. There can be many meanings and yet a single intention.

The intersting writing comes about when dual or more intentions can be mixed in an ambigious statement, thus making the discovery of a single intention next to impossible. I love that sort of stuff.

And just to rest your curiosity, I did intend the 'give me raw bread stuff'.
 12:01 PM   •  6 satisfied customers!!  

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The thing you shave your face with, is that a 'razer' or a 'razor'?
 10:27 AM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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Today's fortune: Use the phrase 'lion's share' sparsely. When overused, or even used at a mild clip, it becomes stale. If you find yourself tempted to use it, try words like 'bulk' or 'majority', though not as exciting, they stand up to heavy usage better.

Tomorrow's fortune: Trust nobody.

Yesterday's fortune: Careful who you believe.
 3:55 AM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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The 'true you' is no different that the 'not-true you'. The 'you' you think is not your 'true you' is your true you. Let's give up this idea of the 'real me'.

And it is true, I'm about to sneeze.
 3:17 PM   •  6 satisfied customers!!  

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I will playing with verb tense.
 4:40 PM   •  4 satisfied customers!!  

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It has been concluded that Oranges rule.
 11:24 AM   •  8 satisfied customers!!