The Audio Stylings of Chris Levens
"I'm a Gangster"

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I'm kind of pissed that my head is so full of crap. Everytime that there is something that I get interested in, I immediatly start day dreaming about what it will be like when I am recognized as the worlds best at it, or top most authority on the subject, or some other grand delusion.

Where did my head get all these silly ideas?
 12:27 PM   •  3 satisfied customers!!  

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A Christian government would be a big failure in this fallen world. Imagine a government that turns the other cheek when attacked; a government that offers up Oregon and Washington on top of California and Arizona when Mexico asks for them back; a government that sacrifices its own well being for the well being of other governments. Yes, it just wouldn't work.
 8:23 PM   •  12 satisfied customers!!  

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"That's business."

Don't you hate that saying? As if the fact that business is being conducted is a free pass to be heartless.

Lesson: never, ever believe any beef-balogna from a corporation about it being a family, team, community, or any of that other warm and fuzzy nomenclature they try to gift wrap their crap with. Take them at their word -- it's business, and the second they need to cut you off, they will without remorse, because that's business --a heartless excuse to be a big, fat jerk in order to increase profits.
 10:11 AM   •  6 satisfied customers!!  

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As a cereal professional, my latest contribution to the field is the increment eating method. That is, not pouring all your cereal into the milk at once. Instead, pour alittle, eat it, then pour some more, then eat that, repeat until done. The benfit of this: cruchy cereal all the way through.
 10:35 AM   •  6 satisfied customers!!  

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My posts are generally G-rated, sometimes slipping into a PG rating. Well today is straight-out PG-13. You sensative folks might want to switch channels.

Having a child who is breast feeding creates much more talk about boobs, and its many synonyms, in our house-hold. Well, I'm getting to the point where I'm really enjoying the synonym "ta-tas." alot more than I used to. My wife still insists that I call them mellons or knockers, but frankly, I find that a bit distastfull.
 12:47 PM   •  4 satisfied customers!!  

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What the world really needs now is more people who like ginger snaps.

The world also needs people to stop with the simple solutions for the world's problems that look good on paper but never really work. Instead, the world needs really complex solutions that look good on paper and still don't work. But that's not enough. Coupled with this is a group of really good spin doctors who can make us believe that they are working, but the healing process is slow. Now that is what the world really needs.


 8:55 PM   •  3 satisfied customers!!  

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What the world needs now are more people who like black licorice.
 7:45 PM   •  6 satisfied customers!!  

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Nuggets of widsom, by Johnny T

Three things chap my hide. Yay, four things pull my tail.

Being a productive member of society is over-rated.
Death isn't given enough play time in our culture. It is kept from out eyes. Its absense perpetuates the illusion that there is value in amassing products and doing our darnnedest to live the American dream.
The American dream is over-rated.
Don't ever trust generalizations
 5:36 AM   •  4 satisfied customers!!  

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How could you say such a thing?

Well it's true, I had crappy chinese food today.

In fact, all (or most [even though I can't think of an exception {I just prefer to limit my generalizations}]) fast food chinese food is crappy.

You have to admit that my use of parentheses and brackets was pretty cool. I bet when you pictured me typing them, you pictured me in a black leather jacket with dark sunglasses on, smoking a cigerette, my hair greased back and a no-nonsense look on my face.
 12:22 AM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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New Year's resolution: I will niether die nor kill for democracy.
 8:41 PM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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Speaking of those who have poor taste, on the whole -- sports fans. On the whole now, ya hear. Not all of 'em -- so don't get your panties in a knot. If your mad about this fact, well then, your one of the exceptions.

Anyways, I find it strange that sports nuts have poor taste in most things. Look at the clothes marketed for sports types. Look at the TV programing for them. Bad taste galore! Think of the sports nuts you know. 90% of them have bad taste, right?

Can I explain this one? no.

But I will make an exception -- Basketball. And no -- there is no way that my particular bias towards this sport is influencing my perception. Plus, even though I like the sport, I could never be called a nut.

So now we have the rich and sports fans as our two groups of people who have bad taste.
 7:34 PM   •  6 satisfied customers!!