The Audio Stylings of Chris Levens
"I'm a Gangster"

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Bums are underrated.

Forget the rock star, bums are the true rebels. Rock stars, artist, hill-Billy militias: these are all just pretend rebels who still accept the basic ideolgoy that keeps America rich. Power, influence, respect, rights --these are the everyday concern for such faux-rebels.

But the bum, he has jettisoned such things. He has freed himself from all such cares and aspirations. He is the true rebel against the American way.

So let's at least give them the respect they deserve.

And I would like to pay my respects by calling them hobos rather than bums.
 7:51 AM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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I'd like to use the last years of my life scouring beaches with a metal detector.
 8:17 AM   •  4 satisfied customers!!  

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It isn't true that Republicans are the true supporters of the U.S.Constitution.

Read this:
Article 1, Section 9, Clause 7: No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

Now, it is fairly well known that both Reagan and Bush, along with other presidents, both Republican and Democrat, have secret sections of the budget that they will not disclose due to national security. That just isn't constitutional.
 8:52 PM   •  1 satisfied customer!  

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I hate fear and greed, but I feel them knit into my very being.
 10:33 AM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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Remorse can be a constructive emotion. It is the nagging feeling that won't go away, constantly reminding us that certain actions should not be repeated.

So in my opinion, any claim made about being free from remorse reveals a certain smugness or calousness about the person who would claim such a silly thing.
 3:11 PM   •  7 satisfied customers!!  

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How to get on your employer's poop list, by Johnny T.

After compliling all the data it became clear that there is a sure-fire method to make your employer dislike you: place limits on what you will do. Once you draw a line and say, "No, I don't think I will do that" you are sure to become a stench in their nose.

Honest In-gin and Scout's Honor.
 3:21 PM   •  2 satisfied customers!!  

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A smile increases face value.

If you found that cute, or clever, then you need to attend my workshop on "how not to be a goon"
 3:05 PM   •  1 satisfied customer!  

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For serious, tell me why you think Marxism is bad.
 11:30 AM   •  4 satisfied customers!!  

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All work and no play, makes Johnny T a boring, boring boy.

He is even boring himself.

As a result, he is experimenting with using the third person in reference to himself.

And even this is boring him, much as it is boring you.

But now, something that may have never been tried before, you are going to refer to yourself in the second person. That's right, you, Johnny T, are refering to yourself in the second person. Your sorry for being redundant. But you think it is such a novel idea that it was worth repeting.
 6:14 PM   •  2 satisfied customers!!  

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The band's name might change from "King Irving" to "Eagle Scout."

What do you think?
 5:40 PM   •  5 satisfied customers!!  

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Alright, since you asked, sure, you might like to go and get the Franz Ferdinand CD.
 10:30 PM   •  8 satisfied customers!!