The Audio Stylings of Chris Levens
"I'm a Gangster"

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What goes through your head when I make a really boring post?


 5:50 PM   •  12 satisfied customers!!  

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The beer debate: blue collar macro brews vs. white collar micro brews.

The key argument for both sides is the same: the other beer is a sissy beer for sissy men.
The blue collar macro brew advocates label the micro beers fru-fru; the drinkers of micro beers as a sort of fussy, fancy pants who is too good for the bluk of mankind.
The white collar micro brew advocates label the macro beers as watered down, light-weight fare; the drinkers of macro beers as a brutish sort, but a brutish sort that can't handle the bitter, full-bodied manly micro brews.

Now how is it that both sides see thier beer as the manly beer?
 9:20 PM   •  18 satisfied customers!!  

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Where the cool kids go to elementary school: P8200031.JPG
 3:30 PM   •  10 satisfied customers!!  

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Investors Wanted!

Capital needed to start a fad-come-back storage company. Business model: rent or buy large whearhouse in a dirt-cheap location. Store up the most recently out-of-style fashions. Save in pristine condition for the unforeseeable come-back of the style. Styles include clothes, furniture, music/movie/TV stuffs.

Theory of success based upon the now famous and universily accepted theory of style come-back: Generational Mockery. This theory, as is well know, was first developed by Johnny T. In a nut shell, each succeeding generation will seek to mock the prior generation by approving of what the prior generation despises; by liking what it hates, hating what it likes, accepting what it rejects and, as you have guessed, rejecting what it accepts. So, how to capitalize on this: buy at cut-rate prices what the current generation is rejecting. Hold until a new generation mocks the current one. Make a bundle by opening a vintage shop or selling on Ebay.

Any takers?
 12:07 AM   •  11 satisfied customers!!  

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The rumors have been confirmed: Napoleon Dynomite was DYE_KNOW_MIGHT!

And while I'm in Yosemite, keep on truckin'.

Yours truly,
Johnny
 9:05 PM   •  8 satisfied customers!!  

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I got a poem for you

It's called: give me a second, I'm almost done

Are you ready for this?
It goes a little something like this:
There once was a small man from Spokan
Well, it doesn't really go like that
Rather, it starts more like that great poem:
There I sat, broken hearted. Tried to c...
But once I started down that road I realized
That my poetry shouldn't start like a great poem.
So instead, I decided to hold off for a little while.

 12:02 AM   •  19 satisfied customers!!  

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I'm enjoying jam.
 11:04 AM   •  10 satisfied customers!!  

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What does Hoity-Toity mean? And how do you spell it?
 2:50 PM   •  7 satisfied customers!!  

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Do you ever enjoy/like somthing so much that it makes you sort of violent?

Like when someone is so cute you want to put them in a headlock and give them a nuggie. Do you ever want to do that?
Or like when someone is so funny you want to punch them in the arm.
Or slap them on the back really hard.
Do you have those urges?
 9:40 PM   •  10 satisfied customers!!