The Audio Stylings of Chris Levens
"I'm a Gangster"

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If I could work in the music industry, I would want to make muszak --you know, some sort of non-threatening synthesized version of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" or "Smells Like Teen Spirit." I would prefer if my muszak was played in department stores instead of phone music when you are on hold. I just love it when I'm looking for a rice cooker and all of a sudden I realize that I'm listening to a strange version of "Electric Youth."
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