• Nolan, I forgot to tell you about my fantastic experience at school today. I went into one of the many many restrooms to poop, and naturally made a B-line for the very spacious handicap stall. It was the best toilet seat I have ever had the pleasure of resting my bum on, because not only was the toilet bowl higher than average, but the seat itself had four pegs that raised it up another inch off the rim. I was sitting so high up that my feet were off the ground. What about splashing noises, you inquire? Oh yeah...unavoidable! I was almost disappointed when I was done.
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