Hiya, toots.

First off, there are some things you should know:
  ~I like to buy kitschy, fun stuff.
  ~I like to send people packages crammed with all manner of    oddities and silliness (sometimes something sane and/or    practical will sneak on in there, but that's beside the    point).
  ~For the most part, I like the folks that come sifting through    my InterWeb madness.

For now I'm feeling ultra-gifty, and I want to send you one of My Boxes o' Trendy Insanity--otherwise known as the TACKY PACK^tm.

Once a month, from twelve ay emm CST on the 21st to twelve ay emm CST on the 27th, I will accept e-mails from all of you wonderful lost souls roaming about Cyberia. Catch my attention and I'll enter you in the monthly drawing for the TACKY PACK^tm to be given away sometime on the 28th.