Just trying to check out the comments are counting again. If so, thanks Rambler.

If not... man, you and me, playground, after school.

Really haven't much to say for this post. Just wanted to see what you guys did for your Friday night. Because I care.

( bowl and the wall.)

I promise that it's not because I don't love you. This blog and I love you very much... we just don't love each other the same way as we used to. See, sometimes, when a blog and a boy love each other very much and then get seperated because they boy starts working a lot more hours, they start to grow apart.

But I promise you this, sweetheart. We're going to work on things. Because we both love you, and we do love each other very much, but we've let ourselves lose sight of that love.

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I think that one of the secrets to coolness is stating that you have a secret to coolness and then explaining why that doesn't make you cool because you explained it, thus making it a rule... which is not cool. Why do I think this? Because stating that you aren't cool, but remaining very positive about it, is very humble. Because you're cool, but you aren't bragging about it. It's a borderline thing to do though, because we don't want to hear about how sad you are that you aren't cool when you really are because then you're just begging me for your attention. Trust me, you've got my attention because of that dumbass hat that you wear everytime you go to the mall.

What's up with that anyway?

My dog loves me. She's awesome.

End of blog.

Well, everyone seems to be mad at me today.

My mom is mad because I forgot to buy her a soda on the way to her house, so she hung up on me whilst talking to me later. I thought that was a little more than necessary.

My two friends are mad at me because I don't want to have dinner with them tonight because there is a storm coming and I am worried about how my puppy will react.

And that's about everyone in my life. What a blah, stupid-ass day.

When I was a kid, I wished there a remote control for life.

Well, to be honest with you, I still do.

A pause button would be nice sometimes. It'd be nice to just pause and take a break for a few moments, and not lose any time. That would be the greatest. But I would also like the rewind, fast forward and volume buttons. I think it would also be nice to have an options menu. Make things clearer, different colors, start tweaking the weather, make everybody's head extra large...

Life needs cheat codes. Cheat codes in life, on the flipside, would be terrible. Sure, at first you'd think that they would be great. But then what would be the point?? You guys have the worst ideas sometimes. Just stick with the remote control. I mean hey, why can't you settle for just a LITTLE control for cryin' in the mud??

I don't blame you for crying in the mud though. That shirt was really nice. If I had a nice shirt and I fell in the mud, I might cry too. But not if there was a cute girl nearby.

Then i would just tell her I was letting her cross the mud. Ya know, doing the chivalrous thing.

When I was even younger than I am now, I believed that I had superpowers, but I hadn't yet discovered them. All I had to do was develop my control over them. Mainly telekinesis. I would sit and believe that I was moments away from lifting rocks and a box into the air whilst standing on my head. I would actually sit and concentrate and get so intense that I would tire myself out and beads of sweat would come to life upon my forehead, whereupon they would travel into my eye. This would, of course, disrupt my concentration, and I never developed y abilities.

I blame this on living in Arizona. If it weren't for the excessive heat, I would be out saving the world. Son of a bitch.

So, since I have moved out of my parents house, i have had one break-in attempt in the house... but we have all the windows barred. Thus, this thievery was to no avail. Then we had someone try to break into one of the cars about a week later. The alarm went off, and we rushed out, bat in hand.

Now, about two weeks later, they have finally succeeded. What sucks is this: My room mate's car was broken down, so he needed a way to get around to get the parts for his car. So, he borrowed his girlfriend's parents' car since they were out of town. Planning to return it, he went out to the car, en route to their house to bring the car back. Unfortunately, he noticed it was missing few things... (i.e.; a driver's side window, and a stereo.)

We've had the car for two weeks, and sweet irony dictated that last night (being the finally night) the thieves were going to be out.

::huff:: Such is life, I suppose.

Everyday I want to move a little bit more... a little bit more... a little bit more.

I got myself addicted to video games again in spirit of the holiday weekend. A little addiction never hurt anyone thought, right? I mean sure, it's to the point where my eyes sting, my wrists both hurt and my ass is tired, but who doesn't have those symptoms? I downloaded Nintendo and Super Nintendo emulators and played all my favorite classic games... and am still working on getting throught he RPGs. Super Nintendo really is a fantastic platform if you like RPGs. And I do.

The thing that sucks is that tomorrow I have to go back to work, and I'll sit there missing my friend Link, from the Zelda games, and all my little RPG friends. I'll have a hankering for any of the California Games. And nothing I do will sooth my curiousity as to remembering how the Double Dragon games end.

Nintendo, I love you... and yet I hate you, for you are the downfall that is soon to be the Fancy Llama.

Tonight there isn't anything to do. I waited for my room mate to come home for a while because maybe he'd have something fun to do, but he went to his girlfriends house for the evening. I would go out, but I fear the puppy would trash the place. Plus, I really don't have anyone to go out with. So what is a guy to do? Nobody is online, nothing to do offline. I would go to sleep, but I took a nap earlier today for several hours.

I was thrilled for a while that I had cable internet, so I could download things with extreme speed. I've downloaded everything that I can think of to download. It's done. Over with. Nothing else to download. So what else can I do?

My mom just called. We talked, but not really about anything. Now that I have my dog, I can't visit my parents. I don't really understand that. They got a puppy, and I got a puppy. They are sisters. They love to play with each other. But my parents don't want me to bring the dog because all they do is run around and play and bark.

That's what puppies do. They're pup pies.

I'm in a cynical mood. I am defiant, sarcastic and pissed off at the world, because I haven't a thing to do. I've watched all the movies that I have owned too many times to watch them again right now. I played video games so long earlier today that I started feeling nauseous. I talked to people on AIM. (FancyLlama... IM me sometime.) I ate some leftover steak, a whole pack of crackers (thanks to my nurturing friend.), and sat around. I took a four hour nap. I downloaded everything that I want to download. I went to all my favorite websites.

WHY is there nothing else to do?

I feel like having the longest, most in-depth conversation about nothing and everything, all at once, but never at all, with the girl of my dreams right now.

If only I knew who and where she was.

Just wanted to tell you crazy kids out there in ISP land to be safe this holiday. I mean that in all forms also... be careful what you say to your Uncle Jack, don't run off of the roof into the pool TOO fast, and mostly... don't get TOO drunk. (This means you.)

It's about time, eh? Finally got my internet back up today. After QUITE a hassle with the cable company. Many phone calls, arguements, and visitings later, I'm back. You better watch out, sucka.