Ah crap! I slept through New Year's! Actually, what happened was, I wanted to go ahead and put up my disco ball so I could have a groovy New Year's party. The lil wifey said I should call a professional disco ball installer but I said pish posh, I can do it myself. Anyway, somehow it slipped and landed smack on my head. So, now I just woke up. Curses...

3:34 PM

Ishtar is definitly invited to my little party. I'll have you know, that is a far stretch from my true nature. I'm a one mortal man, unlike my pimp brother Poseidon. And as for drugs, the only drugs in my realm were brought by the kinda girls Poseidon went after! This is where they end up, you know!

4:08 PM

Disco balls are great if you plan to be the poster child of the drug-addled, mid-Nineties rave culture. Of course knowing you... wouldn't be much of a stretch would it?

3:49 PM

A disco ball sounds great if you are willing to torture your guests with the accompanying music.

10:54 AM

Well I can't help it! We didn't have this new-fangled internet stuff when I was a young deity. It was simple back then! Mortals knew their place in my day. Poseidon, you remember when we first acquired our kingdoms? Things were different back then, bro. Hey, I was thinking about redecorating Hades. How does a disco ball sound?

10:36 AM

Pluto!!! Good to see you finally figured out how to use the internet. For a deity you are rather slow, but welcome aboard nonetheless.

9:09 AM

Yup, Ole Pluto is finally here! Sorry I'm late... The lil wifey was having a fit about some fruit I gave her... Women... Anyway. I'm about tired of these mortals and their loud car stereos. I can hear um all the way down here in Hades. Perhaps I'll curse them by making Celine Dionne have a huge come-back! (Evil Cackle)

10:33 PM

I'd like to second that by now giving my rendition of the Threefold Amen: "Amen... Amen... Ahhhhhh-MEN!!!"

9:42 PM

Okay, so is it just me or is the female dress code for girls working at the California Pizza Kitchen just the biggest turn-on or what? Black slacks, a white dress shirt and a tie. *swoon* I wished for a bigger stomach just so I could go back and be waited on again!!!! I love that place! I'm not sure what the attraction is but wow! Hmmmmm I wonder if it's has anything to do with the fact that their dress is quite masculine? In fact, it's pretty close to what I and most of my guy friends wear to weddings. I hope that's not the reason for the turn-on, cuz that's just weird. All I know is I was waited on by a brunette named Jenny with straight, shoulder length hair and *zing* she coulda sold me poop-flavored pizza and I would've smiled and ate it gladly ust to make her happy! *siiiiiigh*

8:15 PM

Ok, we're changing the name of the Pantheon to Poseiden's Temple. I'm the only one who posts on this blog. It's mine now because possession is 9/10s of the law.

1:29 PM

Hey, I asked you guys a question ! ! ! ! !

2:05 AM

Now that was a good nap. So what are you t-dogs up to now-a-days?

11:13 AM