Friday, December 28, 2001

Disco balls are great if you plan to be the poster child of the drug-addled, mid-Nineties rave culture. Of course knowing you... wouldn't be much of a stretch would it?

A disco ball sounds great if you are willing to torture your guests with the accompanying music.

Well I can't help it! We didn't have this new-fangled internet stuff when I was a young deity. It was simple back then! Mortals knew their place in my day. Poseidon, you remember when we first acquired our kingdoms? Things were different back then, bro. Hey, I was thinking about redecorating Hades. How does a disco ball sound?

Pluto!!! Good to see you finally figured out how to use the internet. For a deity you are rather slow, but welcome aboard nonetheless.
Thursday, December 27, 2001

Yup, Ole Pluto is finally here! Sorry I'm late... The lil wifey was having a fit about some fruit I gave her... Women... Anyway. I'm about tired of these mortals and their loud car stereos. I can hear um all the way down here in Hades. Perhaps I'll curse them by making Celine Dionne have a huge come-back! (Evil Cackle)
Monday, December 24, 2001

I'd like to second that by now giving my rendition of the Threefold Amen: "Amen... Amen... Ahhhhhh-MEN!!!"

Okay, so is it just me or is the female dress code for girls working at the California Pizza Kitchen just the biggest turn-on or what? Black slacks, a white dress shirt and a tie. *swoon* I wished for a bigger stomach just so I could go back and be waited on again!!!! I love that place! I'm not sure what the attraction is but wow! Hmmmmm I wonder if it's has anything to do with the fact that their dress is quite masculine? In fact, it's pretty close to what I and most of my guy friends wear to weddings. I hope that's not the reason for the turn-on, cuz that's just weird. All I know is I was waited on by a brunette named Jenny with straight, shoulder length hair and *zing* she coulda sold me poop-flavored pizza and I would've smiled and ate it gladly ust to make her happy! *siiiiiigh*
Monday, December 17, 2001

Ok, we're changing the name of the Pantheon to Poseiden's Temple. I'm the only one who posts on this blog. It's mine now because possession is 9/10s of the law.
Saturday, December 08, 2001

Hey, I asked you guys a question ! ! ! ! !
Sunday, December 02, 2001

Now that was a good nap. So what are you t-dogs up to now-a-days?










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