18 x 4

(that is, eighteen questions of four sets)
administered by The Dane

1. Favorite band?
   Dido or Sting
   
   
2. Favorite band-aid?
   band-aid
   
   
3. Favorite colour?
   blue
   
   
4. Favorite colour for a paper bag?
   brown
   
   
5. If you were a donut, what kind would you be?
   Crispy Creme. They're the only kind I like to eat.Hmmm..I guess that means I'd eat myself
   
   
6. Why do you start crying if you look at the sun for too long?
   to combat the burning of your eyeballs
   
   
7. David Duchovny or Brad Pitt?
   if I accidentally scheduled a date with both of them for the same night, I'd have to flip a coin
   
   
8. Do you fear babies or rabies more? And aren't they really the same when you get down to brass tacks?
   I fear rabies more. Haven't you ever seen Old Yeller?
   Where did that brass tacks statement come from anyways? I've never really understood it
   They aren't the same, but there are similarities and I can see why some people would get them confused since they both bite and cause mental damage.
   
   
9. Do you eat fish?
   yes. Cooked and Uncooked. yum.
   
   
10. Do you think we should take Canada quickly by force, or through years of duplicitous negotiations?
    duplicitous negotiations. I really don't want Canada at all, they're obsessed with acid rain and they've got all our draft dodgers hiding in the hills
    
    
11. Do you think God hates homos?
    God hates all sin.
    
    
12. Do you think it's offensive to call people who choose a homosexual lifestyle "homos"?
    Its not offensive. Sin is.
    
    
13. What's your sign?
    I have a job. I don't need food and shelter anymore.
    
    
14. What do you want out of life?
    to glorify God
    
    
15. What do you want out of your social life?
    I don't need a social life. I have a husband.
    
    
16. What do you want out of your bank?
    money
    
    
17. Which do you put on your eggs: catsup or ketchup?
    neither
    
    
18. If you had your very own paper bag that you were given as a gift for Easter, what would you name it?
    I'd call it Easter-baskets-musta-been-sold-out
    
    
19. What do you sing in the shower?
    today I sang 'I'm a grand old flag'. You think I'm kidding, don't you?
    
    
20. How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
    I've never been that patient. The owl and I always bite it after a couple licks
    
    
21. If you were a Bruce Willis movie, which would you be?
    The 6th Sense
    
    
22. Can I be in your posse?
    you are my posse
    
    
23. You find a sizable, lavender lint ball (with a hair going through the middle of it) in your dryer. Do you give it to your potential new beau?
    no. That goes right into the trash where it belongs
    
    
24. Boxers or briefs?
    its all fine with me. Just not commando.
    
    
25. When I say "1980s," what's the first song to come to mind?
    none. My parents wouldn't let me listen to the radio in the 80's. But if I thought about it for awhile, I'd say...nothing. My mind is absent of all 1980's music. Does that mean the world is a better place?
    
    
26. When I say "poor fashion taste," what do you think of first?
    me- in the '80s
    you- in the '80s
    anyone- in the '80s
    
    
27. When I say "Bananas in Pajamas," how do you most want to respond?
    pink elephants on parade
    
    
28. Will you hit me as hard as you can?
    anytime anyplace
    
    
29. If you could do anything to the Boris McFellahstuff, what would it be?
    teach him how to interact with women
    
    
30. Do you get along with ethnic people?
    sure, sweat
    
    
31. When I said "ethnic people" just now, were you afraid?
    only that you said 'ethnic people'
    
    
32. Would you rather be a Spice Girl or one of the Go-Gos?
    a Go-Go (but I don't know any of their songs)
    
    
33. Have you ever kissed your pop... in that way?
    that's just wrong!
    
    
34. Ewwwwwww....
    
    
35. If, because of entering into the Witness Protection Program after providing testimony of your intimate knowledge of the dealings and activities of the notorious Gambino crime syndicate, you had to change your name, what name would you pick?
    I've already changed my name three times, but if I had to change it again- I'd let you pick it
    
    
36. Have you ever awoken with a horse head on your bed?
    not yet
    
    
    
37. How much do you like kitties?
    I like them far away from me
    
    
38. Do you have any regrets?
    I sure do
    
    
39. Do you have any regrets involving kitties?
    yes. There was one stuck in the tree outside our bedroom window and it would meow all day and night. I regret we didn't knock it down sooner
    
    
40. How about with nameless paper bags you've received as gifts for Easter?
    who would regret a paperbag?
    
    
41. What slogan or colloquial phrase best describes you?
    (choose one for me)
    
    
42. Are you a traveller?
    yup
    
    
43. Are you a peach?
    sure
    
    
44. Are you a glue stick?
    somedays I wonder
    
    
45. Would you surf?
    yes- I love to long board
    
    
46. If you could have one literary figure-come-to-reality fall indefensibly, unassailably, and just plain madly in love with you, whom would you prefer him (or her) to be?
    I wouldn't pick one. I'm already married
    
    
47. Do you ever misuse the word "unassailably" yourself simply because it sounds cool?
    I wish I could say 'yes', but shamefully I must say 'no'. I'm not that creative in speech
    
    
48. Are you a registered voter?
    yes
    
    
49. If you were, would you be a Libertarian?
    no
    
    
50. I didn't think so.
    
    
51. What's your favorite hymn?
    Be Thou My Vision
    
    
52. What's your favorite him?
    Michael :-)
    
    
53. What about her?
    I suppose Heather
    
    
54. Are you shy?
    sometimes
    
    
55. What is your honest opinion of basset hounds?
    I don't really like them
    
    
56. What's your favorite boiled cabbage joke?
    I hate boiled cabbage jokes. Although I do like to eat boiled cabbage
    
    
57. Thinking as would a praying mantis, under which circumstances would you devour your mate?
    that's for me to know and him to find out
    
    
58. Under what circumstances would you join the circus?
    if I could be in Cirque de soilet
    
    
59. When did you first realize that you were not a midget clown?
    when I was afraid of clowns at the circus
    
    
60. When did you first realize that you were not a seal?
    when I saw a picture of one in a book
    
    
61. Best potential for a boyfriend: fudgsicle or creamsicle?
    fudgsicle
    
    
62. High-end blockbuster or edgy art film?
    whichever was better written
    
    
63. Country or western?
    western
    
    
64. Spectator or player?
    player
    
    
65. Recognizing your fashion prowess, could even you make a tube top or pedal pushers look good?
    tube tops are not to be worn
    
    
66. How often do your parents embarrass you?
    ever single second of the day
    
    
67. How often does your husband embarrass you?
    *blush* daily
    
    
68. How often do your so-called friends embarrass you?
    not often
    
    
69. Are you black?
    nope
    
    
70. Is your pink plastic turtle black?
    it's pink
    
    
71. Paper or Plastic?
    paper- always
    
    
72. I thought so.