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 october 2001 


Used '94 Acclaim


Alright. It's time for me to sell the crap pile commonly known as my car. Those of you who have had any direct experience with my car can be of particular help to me as I create the most fitting classified advertisement for the old girl. Here are some of my drafts. Let me know what you think.


94 Plymouth Acclaim. AT recently rebuilt. No CD or cassette. AC/Heater broken. Slight paint chipping and fading. Strange noise coming from rear driver's side axle (but the guy at the shop said dont worry about it). A real bargain! $11 OBO

94 Plymouth Acclaim. Includes underhood pine needle collection at no extra charge.

94 Plymouth Acclaim. Come see this beauty fully loaded (wink)!

94 Plymouth Acclaim. Ugly as sin, but what it lacks in aesthetic, it makes up for in unreliability!

94 Plymouth Acclaim. Free magic tree with purchase!






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