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Dresser Drawer
The following list is completely true and un exaggerated. It is a list of things that are at present in my top dresser drawer.
- photos of the foothill high school graduating class of 2000
- a 3-pack of Wilson tennis balls
- a stuffed penguin named herbert (the h is silent)
- a hand held mirror
- 3 AA batteries
- 2 red "Drug Use is Life Abuse" wrist bands
- 8 hair clips (multiple varieties)
- 2 barretts
- a green four-toed foot made from Crayola modeling foam
- a ball point pen
- a rubber foot to who knows what
- 4 old receipts:
- Linens N' Things 4/21/01
Big 5 4/14/01
Old Navy 2/01/01
Costco 5/16/00
- a glasses cleaning cloth
- a sticky note (loose, blank)
- a package of Sculpey modeling clay (white)
- a mail-in rebate coupon for Martinellis Apple Juice
- a letter from an ex-student (had him three years ago)
- a rubber headband hair holder backer thingee
- a sample packet of some exfoliating lotion
- 2 safety pins
- 2 pair of eyeglasses (the more recent pair is missing an arm)
- green puffy paint
- Inch inchworm Teenie Beanie Baby
- an old cell phone (weighing about 4 pounds; it wouldnt fit in any pocket i own)
- a deck of souvenir Hawaii plastic playing cards (still in the plastic)
- a roll of generic scotch tape
- a woman's compact
- 2 antiseptic wipes
- a TV remote control (Magnavox)
- $15 in Starbucks gift certificates
- an ID card for an indoor soccer league
- 4 loose keys
- an eyeglass repair kit
- and old wallet (full of various credit cards, pics, phone numbers, business cards)
- two dimes
- a social security card (my name is misspelled)
- a Toy Dolls canvas patch (they are an old school british punk band)
- an unused ticket for a hockey game: Mighty Ducks vs. Ottawa Senators on Wed, Jan 12, 2000
- a membership card to the Mathematical Association of America
- a pair of Speedo swim goggles
- 2 ticket stubs for a Better Than Ezra concert on Fri, Jan 7, 2000
- ski gloves
- one Lady Speed Stick (Shower Fresh Gel scent)
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